I'm Cheating On My Wife!!

Alright, maybe not cheating, but a lot of dating!!

I've been visiting many bars recently, such as Workopolis and Monster, and thrown out a few pickup lines like "I'm the ideal candidate you've been seeking to fill your opening." Occasionally, the lines would work and I'd get asked out on a date or interview....whatever you want to call it!

I've been on dates with CTVglobemedia, Maxxium and Rogers Communications, among other suitors. On one date I was considered too good for them. On others, they were not good enough for me. Oftentimes, I would get callbacks for another date with the same suitor. On a couple of occasions I'd realize during the date that they were not who they seemed when I originally found them at the bar. These were the same people who'd want to settle down with me and wanted a commitment.....only to have me reject them!

I'll admit that I've tried a couple of dating services, like Hays, Mandrake and Altis HR. All of this was done so that I may find the one! Maybe I'm being stubborn. Maybe I should've taken the first offer I received. But then, how committed would I really be if I just settled?

So, here I am, sitting at home, typing into this journal, waiting......hoping to find that perfect relationship.

Don't worry about my wife......she's been very encouraging!!